Adam and Eve

Adam and eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Eve had not been there long and Adam was trying to get a grasp on the female thing, so he asked God if they could have a talk. God replied, sure your my son and I love you can ask me anything. So Adam asked, God you have given me the beautiful flowers and the sunset….But I look at Eve and she is so beautiful it takes my breath away… Why God, did you make eve so beautiful? God replied, my son that is easy, I made her that way so you would love her, Adam replied well, it worked but I have another question… I touch the cool water and rub the furry animals and they feel so good to me but I touch Eve and it is so wonderful my heart almost stops… God, why did you make her that way?

God replied well Adam that is easy I made her that way so you’d love her…well Adam replied, it worked, I do, but God I have one more question and I don’t mean to question your wisdom or anything, but God she is stupid, why did you make her stupid? God replied my son that is easy I made her that way so she would love you.